- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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