What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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