- Anti Joke

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.