Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Please don't shoot me

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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