- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.