- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Dead girls can't say no.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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