Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Where's the soap?

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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haha

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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