One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats worse than gill? nothing

"hey do you know the date" "58"

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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