What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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