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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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