There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Neither have I

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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