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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

"hey do you know the date" "58"

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

whats worse than gill? nothing

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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