- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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