- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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