Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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i committed murder

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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