- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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