- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

womans having rights.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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