how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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