Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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