- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why didn't he finish his

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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