what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Why didn't he finish his

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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