- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

woman's rights

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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