knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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