What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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