- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

an emo girl walked into a white room

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

so today i took a poop. hehe

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