what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

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