- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Guest what in the butt

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

anus

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

a irish man walks past a bar

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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