Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Ehh

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Knock Knock.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What is life? Paul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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