i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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knock knock come in !

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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