How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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