- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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