- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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