What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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call me maybe.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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every cloud has a silver lining

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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TIMMY

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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