What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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