- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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