- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

diarrhea.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do we call Osama? Osama

well use a tissue!

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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