Abortion

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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