A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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