- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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