- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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