- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

so...um, yeah

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

The New York Giants

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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