- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Your girlfriend.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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