- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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