- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

one stop shop

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

knock knock... ...no answer

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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