Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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