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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Anti Joke

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