- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

one stop shop

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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