knock knock... ...no answer

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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