What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Where are you going Your house

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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