Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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