one stop shop

knock knock... ...no answer

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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