Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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