What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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