A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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