How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Yanter, Look it up

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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PIED NINNY!

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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