- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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