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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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