- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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