- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A fat guy!

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Chlamydia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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