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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Diarrhea

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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