why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

so...um, yeah

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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