- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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