Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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