- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Women's Rights..

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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