Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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your life

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Large 4

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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