Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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