A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's worse than this That :(

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

rent a cops

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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