- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's worse than this That :(

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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