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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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