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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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