What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Get up Look in the mirror

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's 9+10 Ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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