- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Women's Rights..

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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