- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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