- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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