- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

There once was this guy and he fell down

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Women's Rights..

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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