Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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John Cena

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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